Daddio: Do you have a short extension cord?
Me: Yes, the one I use for my glue gun.
Daddio: Can I have it? Me: Will you be keeping it long?
Daddio: No.
Me: Of course you won't, because it's short!
Hahahaha.
This happened at least 5 minutes ago and it's still cracking me up! Such a dork.
