Me: Owen! Did you go poopy in your underwear?!
Owen: Yeah.
Me: Why?!
Owen: 'Cause me crazy.
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While getting Owen redressed after incident mentioned above:
Owen: Daddy yike you, Mom.
Me: Daddy likes me?
Owen: Yeah. A yiddle bit.
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While changing Ben's dirty diaper:
Owen: That an easy job to do! Changing Ben's poopy diaper!
Me: I'm glad you think so, kiddo. I don't see you offering to do it!
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During lunchtime. I have sliced up an apple for Owen and put it out of his reach until he has finished his sandwich:
Owen: Moving the bowl in front of him. I got to put this closer to me.
Me: Don't eat it until your sandwich is finished.
Owen: Inching it even closer to him. I got to taste this to see if I will yike them.
Me: Oh, really? You do?
Owen: With a sly grin on his face, he nibbles on a slice of apple. Mmmmmm.
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